Sunday, October 4, 2009

Crime in Cambridge

Crime has struck again in Cambridge, MA.

A local resident, Mr. Potato Head, has been found on the ground the other night, his teeth all knocked out, as shows Picture #1. Picture #2 is an undated photo showing the victim before the crime happened.

A suspect has been apprehended (picture #3). However, sources close to the case acknowledge it will be difficult to prosecute the case. Questioning the suspect has been everything but fruitful. "He just speaks gibberish" said a detective who was part of the questioning. Because the suspect seems to have a very small mental age, it might be difficult to press charges. To makes matters worse, the victim himself has been very silent (even after having his set of teeth back) and "didn't tell us a word when we asked him what happened" acknowledged a police official.




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