Sunday, September 12, 2010

Davidland vs. Maddieland

International observers are growing more and more concerned about a clash between the young nation of Davidland and the even younger nation (but fastgrowing) of Maddieland.

At stake is supremacy over critical, strategic resources. Maddieland has indeed smashed Davidland's monopoly on transportation (picture #1), technology (picture #2), entertainment (picture #3) and diplomatic ties - or lack of - with the neighboor country of Kittyland (picture #4). Several clashes have happened in the past, and officials related to the matter fear an increase of these clashes.

Experts indeed predict that Davidland will be extremely unhappy when it loses its monopoly over certain categories of food deemed highly strategic, such as popsicles or chocolate. Maddieland is current barred from those food groups by the International "Doctorsaidno" resolution, but this resolution has a time limit which is set to expire soon. "When this happens, Lord help us" said an expert.

The aging nation of Kittyland sees this evolution unfavorably. The hopes of the two young nations too busy to be at war with each other to bother with Kittyland have vanished, as increasing raids from Maddieland on Kittyland's water supplies have proved.

Considering the two leaders of Davidland and Maddieland have a reputation for being immature, the future looks grim.




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