Maddy is now all set in her new bedroom. And speaking of equipment, the proud dad has started making his own shopping list to look after his baby girl:
- A slew of GPS systems and other NSA-grade tracking equipment
- An iPhone with a background check application, to be able to quickly know what kind of people Maddy will hang out with
- A chastity belt
- A shotgun as well as a list of people allowed to officiate a wedding at a moment's notice
- A big garbage can for any clothing we receive that make her look like a freakin' Barbie doll or which have the word "princess" on it (only half joking here)
- A shotgun as well as a list of people allowed to officiate a wedding at a moment's notice
- A big garbage can for any clothing we receive that make her look like a freakin' Barbie doll or which have the word "princess" on it (only half joking here)
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