Thursday, January 29, 2009

Break-in

Chelsey has reported a break-in while she was away.

Pictures from a security camera show the suspect entering the premises, plundering Chelsey's bedroom and stealing a valuable placemat.

Local law enforcement is on the case and has asked for witness. The suspect is a caucasian male and missing teeth. At the time of the crime he was seen going barefoot wearing overalls. Further investigation told us the suspect is uneducated and likes to be too "close" to his big sister than he should.

In other words, the cops are looking for someone from West Virginia.





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