Friday, December 12, 2008

Why can't we just all get along?

Cambridge, MA - Tensions have escalated further between the nations of Kittyland and Babyland following an incident between the two countries. Babyland is indeed accused of conducting a raid over some Kittyland principalities. The satellite pictures below show the Babyland armed forces occupying a major Kittyland principality (known as "the bed") as well as two key resources which control the supply of food and catnip for Kittyland (the blue bowl and the yellow banana, respectively). The Babyland forces later withdrew, but this clash didn't help improve the already stormy relationships between the two nations. Kittyland officially protested and called for immediate sanctions, but few experts believe actual sanctions will be carried out. "Babyland has too much power over Mommyland for anything to happen" said an insider who requested anonymity.

But more fearsome are those allegations that Babyland is pursuing a program of weapons of mass destructions, known as T.E.E.T.H. Satellite picture #4 clearly shows the presence of 10 silos - 4 on the top, 4 on the bottom and 2 on the bottom still in construction. Even though Babyland officials acknowledged the existence of the program, they tried to minimize the potential danger, claiming the program is exclusively for civilian purposes. "The T.E.E.T.H program is a key component to provide the energy necessary for our growing nation. Its purpose is completely peaceful" said Babyland's president. Kittyland officials are however everything but convinced. "We cannot trust a nation whose leader is known for being immature and having a penchant for the bottle" responded the Kittyland president.

International experts disagree on whether a civilian facility can be used for military purposes. Some experts argue that the way the silos are designed would make it very hard to effectively use them to conduct an attack on Kittyland. Other experts highly disagree and claim that any civilian facility can be turned into a military one. Some even claim Babyland conducted some military testing of the T.E.E.T.H program in Mommyland (a Mommyland spokeswoman declined to comment), and that it would be easy to use those silos to reach the Southern part of Killyland, in particular the Tail region.





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