Saturday, November 29, 2008

Let's call my agent...



Fashion statement

For the first time we were able to take a picture of what he's been doing for several days now: pulling his left arm (always the left) out of his jammies - all while leaving the top strap on the jammies untouched.

Some experts argue babies can do this because their shoulder blades are very flexible. But the truth is very different: he can do that because of all babies' uncany ability to annoy their mothers.



With auntie Ann





Sunday, November 2, 2008

Security

With the move to the new facilities, security had to be beefed up. That's what was just done, as the following photos show:

- Picture #1: inmate #1 now has his individual cell which has a 1.5" thick door and is located right near the warden's office. Security personel is ready to jump in at any time of the day or night if they hear any suspiscious noise.


- Picture #2: a double security checkpoint, with a 10-step DMZ (Demilitarized Zone) in between. Nothing's getting through this NKL (No Kitty's Land) without the approval of a security official (as a side note, a formal complaint has already filed by Chelsey).

- Picture #3: an enhanced Supermax 2 with all 12 panels (Supermax 1 aka his crib is still in storage and will be retrieved next weekend - Supermax portable is being used in the meantime). You can see by the photo that inmate #1 has his own car. You can also see he has savagely beaten a teddy bear.




Saturday, November 1, 2008

Move

That's it! We just moved in our new house.

- Bigger car: $$
- Bigger house: $$$$$$$$$
- Moving to the bigger house: $
- Having a car and a house large enough for the whole family: priceless

There are things money can't buy. For everything else, IT'S FRAPPIN' EXPENSIVE!!!


Mesdames Messieurs, bonjour. Je ne suis pas un voleur, je ne suis pas un assassin. Je vous demande juste si vous auriez une dizaine de milliers de dollars ou deux pour nous dépanner. J'accepte aussi les dizaines de milliers d'euros. D'avance merci...